Wally Pleasant - I Want A Stalker Lyrics

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I want to have a stalker someday Someone to follow me all around And never go away And even though I know I wouldn’t have any privacy We could sit around all day And talk about me Like Joey Butafuco had Amy Fisher And Yoda had Luke Skywalker I want to have a stalker I want to have a stalker Well maybe she’s delusional or obsessed Or has a psychological disease But everyone’s entitled To idiosyncrasies Or maybe she’s peaking in my window Or in my backyard behind a tree And If I saw her I’d say “Hey come on in And lets watch TV.” Well Apollo chased a wood nymph in mythology And John Hinckley was a real sweat talker I want to have a stalker I want to have a stalker Cause right now I’m kind of sad and kind of lonely And I know that she would think about me only If I got crank phone calls I’d just try to call her back I’d hire a private investigator to find out where she’s at I want to have a stalker I want to have a stalker Stalk me.

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