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It was on the good ship Venus.
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us.
The figurehead was a whore in bed.
And the mast, a mammoth penis.

The captain of this lugger.
He was a dirty bugger.
He wasn't fit to shovel shit.
From one place to another.

[Chorus:]
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do.

The captain's name was Morgan.
By Christ, he was a gorgon.
Ten times a day he'd stop and play
With his fuckin' organ.

The first mate's name was Cooper.
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked.
Himself into a stupor.

[Chorus]

The second mate was Andy.
By Christ, he had a dandy.
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock.
For cumming in the brandy.

The cabin boy was Flipper.
He was a fuckin' nigger.
He stuffed his ass with broken glass.
And circumcised the skipper.

[Chorus]

The Captain's wife was Mabel.
To fuck she was not able.
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits.
Across the barroom table.

The Captain had a daughter.
Who fell in deep sea water.
And by her squeals we knew the eels.
Had found 'er sexual quarters.
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