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Now listen up you know ya come home
from working that nine to five and lay
yourself down on burgundy couch, you
know, it never really was burgundy.

It was red, and you painted with the
goddamn sprinkler and now you have bits
and pieces of burgundy stuck to your butt
every time you get off of it.

You never tell your family, you never tell
your family because, you know, ol' Junior,
he's got no brains, and what can you do?
What can you do?

(And old Junior, you know, got a little
crazy with that P.B.J. that one day...??)

Grab yourself a can of pork soda
You'll be feeling just fine
Ain't nothin' quite like sittin' 'round the
house
Swillin' down them Cans of swine

Ha ha ha! Yes, Dad's an idiot alright!
Well, alright, I'm really starting to worry
about you.
You had to have that two-car garage with
the large driveway so you could park that
goddamn boat in it.
If it wasn't for the boat (blah blah blah)

I like Kansas wine...

Well, maybe it's something simpler, like
your team lost or your girlfriend used to be
a guy, you know, I don't know.
I mean.. (blah blah blah)
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