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Kid Rock - Wax The Booty Lyrics |
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| Current Rating: None | [Voice Talking:] Yeah, but you know people are scared to have
conversations
like this and that's...and that's what it boils down to.
When you see a guy you already know whether not you want to fuck him,
don't you?
[Girl:] Yep
[Voice Talking:]
Guaranteed
[Girl:] Yep
Alright we are gonna have a hot time in
the old town tonight
See a fly skinny on the avenue
My shades down hat
flipped on and on a cashew
Could not believe my eyes so I lifted up my
shades
And this girl is starring at me as if she wanted to get laid
Next
the girl started steppin and she crossed the street
She walked to me and at
that my knees got weak
Then I snapped to realize that it was my duty
To
get this freak and co-wax the booty
Wax that booty
Co-wax the
booty
Freaky freaky freak with the nice size booty
Wax that
booty
Co-wax the booty
I gotta freak freak so I am gonna wax her
booty
Heading for the crib I was reciting some rhymes
When the freak
cut in and started telling of the times
She wanted to rock me and these were
no lies
And that is when I contracted the rise in my Levis
Step into my
crib she said the rise impressed her
So without delay I began to undress
her
Unstrapped her bra and whispered to her are you with me
She said yes
so I grabbed them titties
Next was the test to see if she was high rank
I
dropped her panties and was slippin, I asked do you stank
She said no and
noted to me that her shower soap is Gucci
So I dropped my boxers and headed
for her coochie
Headed fo her coochie
Grease it down real good
Headed
for her coochie
Dang that's good
Now when I got to her coochie I
looked close to see
If this girl had any types of signs of VD
She did not
so I said to myself Oh goody
And I grabbed my dick and co-stuck in her
puddy
Started rocking this freak with my hands on her butt
You should have
seen in her booty I was tearin it up
Next I whispered in her ear baby please
turn over
And rocked doggie style while I was calling her Rover
Still
tearin it up on her face was a grin
Holdin on to her waist pumping harder
than sin
But she was lovin it all with her back in a arch
I busted my nut
and she started to
bark
Arf...Arf...Arf
Uhhhhhhh
Arf...Arf...Arf
Uhhhhhhh
Arf...Arf...Arf
Na
na bop but nop but
Now if you think the story is over just listen to
this
I thought my mission was complete so I gave her a kiss
Then I was
searchin for a towel to clean off my dickie
Cuz it was kinda wet all bloody
and sticky
And to talk about gross heres something sicker than sick
The
bitch dropped to her knees and licked the tip of my dick
I started trippin
cause this was something I've never seen
The girl was more than a freak she
was a sexual fiend
And when I thought that was as gross as one girl could
get
She stuck her finger in her booty and then she licked it
Oh now this
girl was much more to me than a freak
In my opinion she was plain
nasty
But never the less I completed my duty
I got this freak and co-waxed
the booty
Wax that booty
Co-wax the booty
I got the freak and I
waxed her booty
I love the booty, you love the booty
Hey freak come here
and let me wax your booty
Too short don't stop
Too short don't
stop
Too short don't stop the beat
Hey yo short dog can I get a
bitch
Biiiiiiiitch
Now if you like the booty come on fellas show
it
This is your last verse to wax so why would you blow it
And if the
ladies if you are tired of a man on your fanny
Then fuck you go home and
watch the tube with granny
Cause this is booty night non stop
With the
number one wax and me Kid Rock
So lets get hyped cause if I see you calm
I
am gonna think that you are waxin with Rosie Palm
I mean really how could you
be so dumb
Just look at all the girls that are dying to get some
Man, just
don't be a wussy
And I'll guarantee you could get a piece of pussy
But to
get it you have to realize
don't brag to the freak about your dick
size
Man, that's not the way to win it
Cause it is not the length of your
wand its the magic in it
Wax that booty
Co-wax the booty
Freaky
freaky freak with the nice size booty
Wax that booty
Co-wax the
booty
I got freaks and I wax those booties
[Voice Talking:]
Yeah, but you...you know...you know what I'm sayin.
What kind of Popsicle
you like?
[Girl:] What kind of Popsicle?
[Voice Talkng:]
Yeah
[Girl:] Don't matter
[Voice Talkng:]
Huh?
[Girl:] It don't matter
[Voice Talking:] It don't
matter?
[Girl:] Nope
[Voice Talking:] So what, you gonna do
that to mine, ain't you?
[Girl:] Nope
[Voice Talking:] Well
you ought to.
I mean you ought to go run to the store
and you know they
would never know what you practicing for.
They'll like, "Girl you trying to
put some weighty not a Popsicle
and in the back of your mind no I'm
practicing to suck Kid Rock's dick.
You know? That would be kind of sweet,
wouldn't it?
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