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Kid Rock - Trippin With Dick Vitale Lyrics |
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| Current Rating: None | Dum diti dum dang dang di dum
2 bums in an alley with a bottle of rum
1
bum said look Jack I'm the shit
put his knees to his ears and sucked his own
dick
My mothers crazy I think she sniffs glue
she never liked me and I
know that's true
Kicked me out the crib becuz I got a tattoo
No one loves
me and no one cares
and all I ever get is funny stares
I can't help it if
I'm nothin but a wino
so I hang at the zoo chillin with the
rhinos
Stealin' bottles of booze outta A & P
I know a girl at Denny's
and I always eat free
Got the same birthdate as Thomas Crapper
for
Christmas I bought the old man the Clapper
I'm so dapper u can call me
Dan
but they call me round eye when I'm chilin in Japan
Got a bad ass
bitch adn she ain't no dike
but fuck that ho and let me tell ya what I
like
I like bean burritos from Taco Bell
I like trippin on acid with Dick
Vitale
My hair ain't plastic and my clothes aren't clashin'
I write my
rhymes on a schooner in a 90's fashion
Took too many many trip and now I
can's stop trippin
my mellow D. killed a rat in the kitchen
U think u toke
tuff I'd disagree
nobody blows more doobs than Richard D.
I get ill on
hoes who I know ain't fertile
I'm a real jet setter like Cecil turtle
I'm
down with Bill Bands so Fuck Joe Glover
and while I'm at it muther fuck fat
ass Sally Struthers
U look fine girl kinda undercover
but I can't fuck ya
cuz you look like my mother
I said dang digee dang di dang dang
it ain't
Eric Estrada or Kool and The Gang
U know I hand in the Clem chillin on the
strip
with all them mother fuckers who slang that shit
U know I'm a pimp
hold my dick like a holster
u sing it "all the girls want a kid rock
poster"
Lifes a big joke and that's how it strikes me
but fuck it cuz I
know "Somebody up there likes me."
Assholes are only assholes, fo sho'
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