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Johnny Rebel - Everybody Was Fuckin' But Me Lyrics |
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| Current Rating: None | I thought I'd go down to a little whorehouse
On the other side of town
My spirits were low, and my passion was high
I needed a trick to lay down
The music was loud, and so was the crowd
And dense smoke filled the place
I called for a beer to build up some cheer
And you'll never believe what I faced!
There were asses and balls, with grunts and catcalls
Comin' from every direction
With all of the yellin', I started swellin'
And got myself an erection
Now, I'd gone in there for some pussy
But all of the pussy was took
And everybody was fuckin'
And I had to sit there and look!
Everybody was...fuckin' but me!
Everybody was...havin' some fun! (CHORUS)
There I sat in misery
Because, everybody was...fuckin' but me!
The bartender was screwin' the barmaid
Keepin' time with the music machine
And old Charley Brown had Sally Lou down
In a position that I'd never seen
And little 'Grunt-The Runt' was doing his thing
With big, fat Fannie Mae
And even Reverend Bob was doing a job
On a sweet little bitch named Kay!
And old 'Hook-The Crook' was layin' a gal
On a table made for pool
It damn near scared me half to death when I...
Got a look at his tool!
They were playin' a game called "Tiger!"
Man, that game was neat!
He'd moan, and howl...and she'd fart, and growl
And then he'd throw her the meat!
REPEAT CHORUS
Now, all at once I heard a scream
And you won't believe what I found!
Old 'Dangerous Dan' had shot his load
And the doggone bed broke down!
And I gazed a little further
And saw...to my surprise
The Chief of Police...was gettin' a piece
Right before my very eyes!
Now, I wanted a piece of pussy so bad
I was about to go berserk!
I saw asses humpin', and asses pumpin'
And my nuts started to hurt!
My hormones were havin' a spasm
There was fire burnin' in my crotch
Everybody was having orgasms
And all I could do was watch!
REPEAT CHORUS
Now I've told my story
And brother...it's no lie!
I'll never go back to that fuckin' place!
And here's the reason why!
REPEAT CHORUS
(Grumbling disgustedly to himself.)
Man, nobody paid any attention to me! They was all hooked up...and hung
up...and there I sat!...with a hard-on!...I mean, brother...a bona-fide
gut-wrencher!...all four inches of that sucker stickin' straight up!...so
hard a cat couldn't scratch it!...I felt like a one-legged man in an
ass-kickin' contest!...I reckon I could....(trails off.)
The End. |
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| Comments |
| Posted by: Fritz (#4887) on 8/17/06 10:57:22 pm |
| YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO REPRODUCE YOU LOWELY PEICE OF DOG SHIT, IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN, YOU'LL JUST BE ADDING TO THE POPULATION OF DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKERS, AND WHEN THEY GO TO SCHOOL, THEY'LL BE LOWERING THE GOD DAMN AVERAGE BECAUSE THEY'LL FUCKIGN GET F'S BECAUSE THEY TOUCH THEMSELVES AT NIGHT AND THINK ABOUT THEIR GOD DAMN SISTERS AND BROTHERS, PLEASE GOD SHOOT THESE MOTHER FUCKING RACISTS, KILL THEM IN THE MOST HORRIBLE WAY IMAGINABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Posted by: jonny_P (#4796) on 9/08/06 10:11:05 am |
http://www.lyricallysquared.com/profile/4887
Fritz (#4887) is gay kill all the niggers and jew fritz come back to us you need us come help kill all the jews and niggers just like old times what do you say please |
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| Posted by: cowboy (#5446) on 10/01/07 11:24:20 pm |
http://www.lyricallysquared.com/profile/4887
Fritz (#4887) Is a god damned faggot piece of shit kill all the fuckin niggers. o yeah the jews to, jonny_p your the man |
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