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50 Pence - I See Biddies Lyrics |
| Submitted by: Che (#11) |
| Current Rating: None | yeah... i better stop this, hahaha
I see biddies
Here there and everywhere
Brown skirts, grey hair, trouble when they walk yeah
It's a friday so the streets
Are full of old dears on day release
You're not able to walk fast,
But you talk fast,
Body shaped like a beer glass
At the road crossing so slow, when the lights go not even off the kerb zone
You smile first,
I smile back,
nice old lady in her best hat
I know you can't see me,
cause you left your glasses on top of the T.V
Then you reach out and touch my face,
And say do i wanna come back to your place?
I would but the only problem as far as I see
Is that I'm 18 and you're 73
{CHORUS}
Oh! (oh)
You know i see ya love! (love)
But i'm not old enough! (no!)
To be giving you babies
Oh! (oh)
You know i see ya love! (love)
But i'm not old enough! (no!)
To be giving you babies
I see biddies, when I'm cruisin in my vauxhaull nova
When i'm cruising I got pulled over, knit my jumper
I know she's old but it's rude to dump her
Comin' down shops for some benson (eiy!)
Down the post office for ya pension (oo)
Into Littlewoods for a cup of tea and a bit of tut-tut-ing at the lingerie
WHSmith's lick ya lips like 'mmm'
At the doctor replace ya hips like 'hmmm'
In Woolworths shake it all around the floor, till you forget what you came in for
You got your own home and you always eat out
But that doesn't mean that I don't get freaked out
See I don't have a problem with you calling me Keith
But I do have a problem with you having no teeth!
CHORUS
If you smell of cabbages like OH
Raise your zimmer frame like OH! (zim-zimmmmer!)
Old dears of Watford like OH!
Pinch my arse I get scared like OH! OH!
If you're getting shorter 'sted of taller like OH!
giving up on keeping up ya figure like OH!
Fiddle with ya pension figure like OH!
And you've been going since 1930 (thirty)
CHORUS x 2
I see nothing but biddies, wanting my babies
I'm living a biddies dream
You know what I mean!
It's not right!
It's not love
Eurgh!
Woo...it's not good.
Old dears of watford like OH!
Pinch my arse I get scared like OOHHH! |
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